Humor

Humor

After you read my posting, maybe you feel bored, then I give you a few humor for refresh your mind. After this I hope you read other posting.

Using a car
A boy named Tito whimper to his father to allowed using a car for bought some book in the shop near his home.
Father : “Tito, god has give two foot for you , what do you can with it?”
Tito : ” my right foot for pressing gas and left foot for pressing coupling ”
Father : “???”.

Brother In law
A couple of married on the road in a village 3 mil so far. During the trip they mutually idles. Because previously they often debate.
While they skip a cow and goat ranch, husband said: “look, many your brother here !!!”
Then wife answer :”oh yes, they are my brother in law”

Damage of smoke
According t statistic, approximately mans age upon 40 years which not smoking having white color hair, but not for mans often sucking smoke. Why?
Because they was death before 40 years

Crazy person
Tono : Tin,,, in the nut house available two patients. The first, he always speak: “ have,,,,have,,,, ” and second patient always speak “ haven’t,,, haven’t ,,,, ”
Are you have hear it story, tin ?
Tini: “ I haven’t”
Tono : ”maybe you are second patient”
Tini : “what????”


Expense of brain transplantation

In a hospital, some people look gathering in the waiting room for wait their family wich sick. Their consist of two man and three woman. Then a doctor came and say : ”only one of choise for he can life with healty, her brain must be transplantation. Maybe a risk but only that‘s way and you must bought the brain by your self because this hospital not provide it”.
Situation be quiet, then one of family ask : ”how money to get it? ”. “for a brain of man is 5000 dollars and for a brain of woman is 2000 dollars”, doctor said. Then situation be funnies, all man laugh because their debasing woman and all woman only can be protests, then the doctor wisely say : “ oh yes, we must esteeming the quality of brain. Usually the brain of a woman more cheap because it often weared and the brain of a man usually more expensive because seldom weared so the condition still empty and natural. Then all woman be laugh and all man be shame.